Static file hosting - from your CV to large media files - is a handy tool for sharing files that are either too large or change frequently. URL shortening enables you to track the usage of links you share online, and make professional-looking links that start with your own domain name. In this session I will show how I created these two services with Serverless tools with a near-zero cost and ~200 Lines of code. We will review the design and dive into code. This session should be helpful for developers who wish to build Serverless applications and reason about their architecture. No prior Serverless knowledge is assumed.